Cue intro
And ACTION!
[Alexis]: Would you please tell me what's going on here?
[Dex]: Redecorating m'am
[Alexis]: But I didn't order any redecoration, would you please stop it
[Dex]: But I've got a crew here
[Alexis]: I don't care what you've got, I am ordering you to stop
[Dex]: Sorry m'am I would like to oblige but..
[Alexis]: Would you stop that hammering, it's giving me a headache. Do you know who I am?
[Dex]: Listen lady..
[Alexis]: No you listen to me, I am the owner of this hotel
Enter Sable Colby
[Sable]: Previous owner darling
[Alexis]: What are you doing here?
[Sable]: Redecorating, this hotel I just bought
[Alexis]: You, bought?
Sable looks at Dex
[Sable]: Excuse us please
[Dex]: Take 5 guys!
[Sable]: Yes, didn't your friend Dexter tell you?
[Alexis]: I sold this hotel to Bravillian resorts
[Sable]: Mmmmhm, I own Bravillian resorts, so now I own The Carlton
[Alexis]: Really? Well you may have bought more that you bargained for.
[Alexis]: Why did you buy my hotel?
[Sable]: But that's what Bravillian Resorts does darling
[Sable]: It acquires rundown properties that have been poorly maintained.
[Sable]: Like yourself.
[Alexis]: Funny, your husband, the one who dumped you..
[Alexis]: ...for your younger sister. Didn't find me poorly maintained
[Alexis]: That's what this little vendetta is all about, isn't it? First LA, now here
[Sable]: Really?
[Alexis]: Yes really! Over my relationship with Jason but it's all so ridiculous..
[Alexis]: ..because it really didn't mean anything, especially to me
[Sable]: Don't flatter yourself, you never had a relationship with Jason
[Alexis]: Actually you are right, that's true it was more of a...fling!
[Alexis]: But it was terribly romantic and he was mad about me, remember?
[Sable]: Alexis, consider this official notice I want you out of here in 30 days
[Alexis]: On who's orders?
[Sable]: On court orders if I have to
[Alexis]: And if I have to, I'll nullify the sale, I won't be kicked out of my own home
[Sable]: Kicked out or thrown out, the choice is yours..
[Sable]: I really don't care how you go, but you will go!
[Alexis]: You are so amazingly vendictive, did you really buy this entire hotel
[Alexis]: just to evict me?
[Sable]: Of course not darling!
[Sable]: Getting rid of you is just part of the upgrading process
[Sable]: Now if you don't mind, my man wishes to get back to his work
[Alexis]: I'll help him!
Alexis throws a hammer through the wall
[Sable]: Oh please!
[Alexis]: I haven't finished with you cousin, not by a long shot!
[Sable]: Oh you are finished alright, you just don't know it yet.
You're a reincarnation of Sable, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteYou're having a Brazilian wax at your Brazilian resort this very moment, I just know it.
Oh I hope so!
ReplyDeleteIt's Bravillian, not Brazilian darling - and no. Not after that post by Daisy
Never again!
OH.MY.GAWD! i'd forgotten dynasty and all its glorious trash! thanks, sugar! ;-)
ReplyDeletexox
No problem sweetheart
ReplyDeleteIt's my favorite soap to date and such a reflection of my life at the moment.
Have you been buying the DVDs…?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Bravillia?
ReplyDeleteTim: He doesn't need the DVDs. He acts it out scene by scene in the privacy of his living room.
*waves to Savannah*
Sparkly Tim: I have the first two seasons. Am now waiting for them to release the rest.
ReplyDeletePlus The Colbys, I've never seen that.
MJ: I have absolutely no idea. Do you?
I thought it was a company name? And yes I do act it out, complete with martini glasses through TV sets.
It's rather expensive I must say
I am still wincing at Daisy's favourite post... I can't believe she lived through that!
ReplyDeleteBravillian Resorts - where they specialise in Brazillian waxing. I've heard there's some job openings for experienced waxers, Daisy! :)
Fuck me CP that's PINK! welcome home.
ReplyDeleteOoh la la!
ReplyDeleteDIE-NASTY was so top drawer compared to those alcoholic hick inbreds on DULL-ASS.
Whose swimsuit area would you have rather exited from..
Alexis or Miss Ellie..HELLO!
T-Birdy: I know poor lass!
ReplyDeleteBut she'll easiely get a job as a top waxer because who really cares about one botched brazilian?
Tatas: I know, isn't it just fabulous? It does indeed feel like home
Donn: Yes, there was never any doubt in my mind.
Who the heck could prefer Dallas over Dynasty. They must have been crazy and would be the ones you see wearing Crocs and SnUggs
My mother luved Dynasty. I was rather caught up in the drama known as the WWF (World Wrestling Federation!) The fights were just as real and the plot was just as dramatic and the costumes were just as flashy as Dynasty's.
ReplyDelete*Gasps*
That first picture! Are those wire hangers in the closet!?!
Oh gosh! But that photo is from The Colbys though as I couldn't find an intro photo from the last 2seasons of Dyansty and Sable lived in LA - we all know how flaky they are in LA
ReplyDeleteBy god, I'll have them changed immediately! Toute suite!