When, O when will you meme?

I've been tagged. It sounds really serious, and to be honest this meme is both delightful and scary all rolled up into one.

You see, Roses wants to know what the ingredients for my secret recipe for my perfect man are.

It's difficult to say, and a little scary because first of all, I risk coming across more selfcentered and shallow that I actually am. Secondly, if I actually type it out it'll be "out there", like saying something out loud that really shouldn't be said out loud.

To be completely honest, I don't know what I want. So I've taken the approach of what I like rather than want.

I like..

• working and it would be nice to have an equal who does too, so a minimum of work related bickering is avoided.
• having nice things, and since I don't make a lot of money it would be nice if he does.
• cooking so it would be great if he doesn't but rather enjoys tidying up, cleaning and washing up.
• beauty so it would be fantastic if he was.
• nice people, so it is essential that he is nice.
• cuddling and staying in bed/snuggling up on the sofa, reading and watching movies. So it is another must that he does too. With me.
• to be anywhere but at the gym but it would be nice if he could inspire me to go and make it fun for me.
• movie history, and it would be important that he has at least some interest in movies.
• nay, adore Miss K and it would be essential that he at least, at a minimum, doesn't mind her.
• being a complete lush, and it would be essential that he likes a drink now and again and isn't an alcoholic.
• being a bitch from time to time, and it would be nice he could put me in my place now and again.
• the toilet paper under, but to be quite honest I'd take it any way he wants it.
• staying in, a lot, so it would be nice if he could (from time to time) drag me out on a Friday or Saturday night for a spot of dancing on the bar with fierce high kicks in designer heels and flashing of knuckleduster gold ring.
• frivolous things and it would be essential that he doesn't look down on that.
• I like the colour red and he should be able to deal with it.
• expensive Champagne and he should like to give me that.
• London, Las Vegas and San Francisco so taking me there from time to time would be a plus.
• I like David Boreanaz, and it most certainly couldn't hurt to look a bit like him

• singing around the house, and it would be great if he would too.
• keeping the toilet seat down and it would be greatly appreciated if this would remain down whenever he isn't using the loo.

In the end though, I could make a list that goes on forever, but I just be greatful if I found a nice guy who I love and that would love me back.