We'll be right back after these messages.
T-Birdy is in the confessional telling us exactly who was on the phone and what was said.
Interviewer: So who called you?
T-Birdy: I got a call from a really lovely guy who turned twentyten yesterday.
Interviewer: Can you elaborate?
T-Birdy: Well, he said that he'd be joining the rest of us today and he was bringing a surprise.
Interviewer: Can you tell the viewers who this person is?
T-Birdy: Of course, it's the lovely Pete
This is him. Obviously the artist has taken some liberties, but this is him in his everyday wear.
Here he is in this fabulous H&M suit.
He wears Diesel underoos, but hates the colour.
Pete wears proper PJs, none of that homoerotic stuff.
Of course, being a label queen he wears Emporio Armani swimming trunks.
He also keeps his shirt on while exercising unlike one of the Coven members. I think it's because he is a lot less fit.
Obviously he has class which is why he wears this outside when it gets cold.
Interviewer: Wow that's quite a secret to keep! You all thought this was all about the Coven.
T-Birdy: Yes. We had no idea that Pete was such a narcissist. Still it may be fun to have him join.
Interviewer: You aren't afraid this will cause tension in the group? Afterall he is just a flying monkey.
T-Birdy: We love him, he's fabulous. Of course, if it comes down to an elimination and he's nominated.
Interviewer: Then what?
T-Birdy: Well... See you at Dolce & Gabbana Pete!
Interviewer: This surprise he's bringing to the house. Do you know what it is?
T-Birdy: Yes, I do.
Interviewer: Are you allowed to tell us?
T-Birdy: He's bringing 20,000 Simileons and Peecat with him.
Interviewer: Wow, that must be really exciting for you.
T-Birdy: Well, while in the Big Brother house, Peecat belongs to the Sayhey family.
Interviewer: What does that mean?
T-Birdy: If Pete is kicked out of the house, so will Peecat.
Interviewer: Thank you so much for taking the time out to talk to us.
Pete joins the Big Brother house.
Thank you so much for joining us today. We'll leave you with the cast of Celebrity Big Brother: Coven Edition
Oooh! I was wondering when you would show!
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing Peecat!
Ooh! Excitement She Wrote!
ReplyDeleteYou rank higher than a Flying Monkey, Petra - You're a Monkey of Doom!
Who is going to be first to have a huge big brother hissy tantrum ??? I am guessing IVD
ReplyDeleteT-Birdy: I was seriously considering not showing up but introducing other bloggers instead.
ReplyDeleteYet there is something to be said to have a chance to give IDV a run for his money.
IDV: Awwww. Yes, I didn't do the research. Bad Pete, bad Pete.
Baastie: In there? More like a sissy tantrum I'd say.
Who will be first to insert a banana up their backside?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Beast.
That would have been a really good guess, except Beastie isn't in the Big Brother House.
ReplyDeleteAnother house mate - hurrah! You can help hold the door shut when IDV tries to get out of his granny annex/basement!
ReplyDeleteCan we all get dressed up in our formal gear soon? I want to wear that chanel dress.
ReplyDeleteSee, I am a demanding housemate already!
Tim: We'll see what happens
ReplyDeleteT-Birdy: You sure are demanding, but you do look fabulous in that Chanel dress.
Stay tuned.