Well there was a story in a paper today describing how a 180cm tall, bald man wearing a white hoodie (I assume the hood wasn't up) was seen having sex with himself in front of the poor innocent statue.
It's shocking!
In other news that are not at all related to this story, and then slightly related as the location was considered for the elaborate photoshoot, I can tell you that I've not yet put a date on when the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition will be held. Although narrowing it down a bit it will be sometime this year. Still remember to check in as there might be another teaser before long.
Wearing a hoodie?
ReplyDeleteThat narrows it down to either Tim or IVD.
True, and TimTams is accounted for on his blog while IDV is still nowhere to be found.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm.
It was IDV - he was last seen at the docks, apparently. No doubt flagging down a boat to take him to Copenhagen.
ReplyDeleteI think you're enjoying those shorts a little bit too much. You don't want to give them up, do you?
Whether this poor lonely man was doin' the 'Juthand' in Jutland?'or just 'Copin' in Copenhagen?'...
ReplyDeletethere is definitely something rotten in Denmark!
No wonder the poor man was 'having sex with himself'. He couldn't have it with the mermaid could he?
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't she have been the other type of mermaid!
ReplyDeleteYou're a tease Cyberbabe, we've been waiting for such a long time to see the TFGES.
ReplyDeletewe used to have this guy around town in a trench coat who would not only flash but give it a yank or two in front of women...the whole town was aghast by it (as if they hadn't seen a cock before...humf) anyway i was out with my aunt who is 3 years younger and was much more naive than i when he came across us and did his little trick...i just looked at him and said "you better cover that little thing up or it will freeze and fall off"
ReplyDeleteironically, i hadnt heard of another siting after that...maybe he took my advice?
TimTams: You are right. I'm so loving the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
ReplyDeleteProf. Plotznheimer: You are right about that.
Maybe the man had just been over at MJs and spotted your dong and needed release?
Kaz: I doubt it would have been pleasant.
T-birdy: What other type of mermaid?
A merman?
Tatas: I'm absorbing the essense of your bootie Tatas.
Daisy: Tee-heee!
I'm sure all he needed was someone to tell him to pack it in.
Good on you, nobody wants to see a tiny wrinkly todger.
cyberpete...i felt it was a public service...for the good of all, and all that...:)
ReplyDeleteNo! With the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Fry from Futurama quote.
Daisy: Sure, you got no pleasure from it right?
ReplyDeleteT-Birdy: Oh sure!
Well it would make one bizarre looking creature. Even more bizarre than the usual mermaid.
The next question would be, would anyone want to have sex with that?
Now i NEVER said that cyberpete...i have laughed for years on that little tidbit hehe
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