I'd like to say thank you to the fabulous (yet filthy) MJ for the lovely postcard I got in the mail on Monday. Actually I have already sent her an email but I thought I'd share with you our MJs massive artistic talents.
Front:
And back:
How about that! Here I was thinking I'd get a postcard with moxen (tee-hee!)
::The Host:: That fucking lazy bitch! She wrote pretty much the same thing on mine!
ReplyDelete::Witchface:: Still, at least she did manage to stay sober enough to actually buy, write and post the cards.
::The Host:: Sorry MJ. That was a tad ungrateful of me.
I like the scratch and sniff idea!
ReplyDeleteIVD you ungrateful cunt.
ReplyDeleteI had about TWENTY postcards to write WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING IT EASY so I wasn't exactly going to be original for each and every one of them, now WAS I?
You ALL got scratch 'n' sniff pads because that's how much I care about you.
Or DID until you started whinging.
Ingrate.
Oh, and CyberPoof got a wee original MJ drawing on his too so nya nya nya NYA nya.
ReplyDeleteAnd furthermore...
ReplyDeleteThe stamps cost $1.60 Canadian each which is about 0.80 British Pounds.
Times however many I sent out overseas.
See if I ever send you (IVD) a postcard again.
Or anyone else for that matter.
Now you've gone and ruined it for everyone!
However did you find the time to read the postcard when you've got so many books to read! Great job reading all those books.
ReplyDeleteSo, did you scratch and sniff it? Did it smell like rum? Or can you match that scent to the Elf Shorts? And why did she call you fruity goodness at the end? ;)
IDV: I know, that was my first thought as well. Although I have to say, I got a wee bit of art. Tee-hee!
ReplyDeleteT-Birdy: Me too, it didn't work though. All I get is the smell of clammy hands and arse sweat. Hmmm.
MJ x3: Well, I'm grateful. But I have to say your stamps are cheap! Ours are 0.87 GBP each.
I love writing postcards though. Especially when it's not something I'm forced to do.
Bingowings: I know, I'm so stressed I haven't been checking up on the daily hunk on Facebook every day. I've simply forgotten.
It's quite scary.
::The Host:: Ha ha! I've ruined it for everyone!
ReplyDelete* expects emails of thanks to come flooding in *
::Witchface:: Shuuuddup! You're making it worse!
You didn't ruin it for me. I am feeling quite unique because of the little shoe.
ReplyDeleteAt least until someone else shows their photo with a little shoe doodle.
I'll say it again: she does have lovely handwriting.
ReplyDeleteCyberPoof: You're the only blogger I doodled for.
ReplyDeleteTim: Thanks again. Imagine how nice my script is when I haven't been drinking!
*ignores IVD*
Sparkly Tim: She does indeed. I envy her.
ReplyDeleteMJ: I feel so special when you say that.
*mumbles "take that IDV"*
IVD has been removed from my address book.
ReplyDeleteHe is dead to me.
That reminds me, there is this movie, 10 dead poofs or something like that. It's supposed to be really good.
ReplyDeleteIVD needs a good kick up his "front bottom".
ReplyDeleteLove the shoe.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether she can do joined up writing as well.
I'm dead to everyone. You can't imagine the concentration I exert trying to get my rotten old heart to beat now and again.
ReplyDeleteAND I DO NOT HAVE A FRONT BOTTOM!
i thought i was special getting a scratch n sniff...:( oh hell she loves me more...i got two fuckings on mine :)
ReplyDeleteToo busy scratching names off my postcard list to listen to any of you.
ReplyDeleteDaisy: I'M SO JEALOUS!
ReplyDeleteShe does indeed love you more.