Thursday, March 05, 2009

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition

Behold the moment you've all been waiting for

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

A cleaver girl once said, 'it's never too late' and since nothing lasts forever I suppose I must pass on the pleasure of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. For the rules look in the post below and for the history of these Freakin' Green Elf Shorts go here

Introducing....


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Now please leave your captions here. For the rules, see the next post down

The competition closes at midnight CET on Friday, March 13th

109 comments:

  1. FIRST, BITCHES!

    Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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  2. Since I'm a previous WINNER of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I'm not entering the compo.

    I'll just sit back with a cocktail and watch the captions come in.

    Well done, CyberPete!

    You've done The Shorts proud!

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  3. "well, where DID you think angel dust came from, darling?"

    xoxoxo

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  4. "Joy dishwashing liquid really DOES make skin softer!"


    well I know what I mean.



    cyber me lad, you're a sick puppy. I like that!!

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  5. ...dang. those shoes are sucking my will to live.

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  6. don't look at them, first! avert your gaze..i'll save you... :D

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  7. "Always panty liners. For a happy period...even for a freakin' elf."

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  8. I'll be back. I just noticed you have an awesome Oscar post and I've been distracted by pretty clothes......

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  10. Comment:

    The makers of the Tampax Pearl proudly launch the Tampax Diamond: Fit for a Queen!

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  11. Comment:

    Have a Fabulous Period!

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  12. Comment:

    Miraculous depiction of Cher appears in mens room, causing flocks of gay men get down on their knees (again)!

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  13. Great job, CP! Very creative and truly inspired!

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  14. I shall go away and have a think, Pete!
    Sx

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  15. Well CP it's about bloody time.

    One day Little Cyberpete got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.

    Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.

    Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

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  16. IVD discovers that niether his freakishly long willowy legs or the elastic waist on the Freaking Green Elf Shorts can take the weight of a full MEGA LOAD incontinence pad

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  17. This is so good I want to enter and win them back! LOL

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  18. This is so good I want to enter and win them back! LOL

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  19. I'm not entering the competiton - already had the 'honour' of wearing those shorts.

    So pleased I was third to get them as I'd imagine they're quite soiled by now!

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  21. Oh my gods! Jon is here!

    SCHWIIIING!!

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  22. Hehe, hello! It's so lovely to see this tradition still going on.

    *wipes tear away*

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  23. Looking down, CyberPete realized the havoc created by his glittery period had thrown his fashion sense for a total loop. What could he have been thinking.... pairing his lovely pink pumps with those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! The red waistband totally clashed... he should have worn his ruby pumps instead.

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  24. I was wearing them. sorry *kicks pumps off and staggers away*

    "I must be geting on in years," thought cyberpete as he gazed sadly down at the evidence "...all I did was sneeze."

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  25. (gulp)
    I appear to be speechless.

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  26. Thanks to everyone, now keep going for heavens sake!

    Let's get to at least 100 captions!

    KAZ: That's a first!

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  27. Petra is getting as damn demanding as Miss MJ
    ***crosses arms and refuses to do another caption***

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  28. Comment: Doesn't the glitter say "Surrender Dorothy" in Danish?

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  29. Are the Elf shorts La Perla? Do you cum in sparkly blue?
    Sx

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  30. "Peter, on his way back from smuggling illegal pixie dust back from never never land, realized earlier his anal balloon full of cosmic wonderment has ruptured. his attempts of containing the remaining contraband seem to be working as he checks himself out in the next truck stop bathroom"


    how many time can i enter?!?!?

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  31. Beastie: Oh hush you, and keep going!

    Inner Voices: As many as you want. I encourage hundreds of captions.

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  32. MJ butts in...

    YOU CAN ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WISH!

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  33. "Miley Cyrus finally enters puberty."

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  34. Hey Sailor,
    mi Curaçao es su Curaçao
    u like?
    H'OKAY TWANTEE DULLAH!

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  35. sing-a-long to the oldies..

    Blu-ew POON
    You knew just what I was there for,
    You heard me saying a prayer for,
    Something I could really care for,

    Some Green-Elf-Shorts of my own

    :(

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  36. another oldie from the Carpenters..

    So they sprinkled Roofies in your drink that made your hoo-haw piddle sparkly blue

    That
    is
    why,

    all the boys in town
    (boys-in-town)
    fol-low you
    (follow you)
    all around
    (all-a-round)

    just like me
    they like to see
    my blue pee

    a a-a-a-a-a
    my blue pee

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  37. Lt. Uhura powders her hose after hooking up with Spock...

    obviously the condoms on the Enterprise aren't made of Vulcanized Rubber!

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  38. "Congratulations, your panty liner is pregnant"

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  40. Hey, I'll be visiting Denmark 18/19 April. :-) That's not my caption entry; that's a fact. :-)

    OK, here goes...

    Euw, I'm not snorting that!

    So that's where you keep your fairy dust...

    Oww look, an elf with wings...

    More laterz...

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  41. "I'd better lay off the pixie dust..."

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  42. And did I forget to mention
    that I found a new infection
    And it leaks blue SEE!


    I'm spinning around...

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  43. OMG OMG OMG OMG
    Puh-leeze wake up Miz Minelli you're on right after RuPaul!

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  44. Miss Presley I'm afraid Michael lied to you...semen isn't blue so I'm afraid this marriage was never consumated.
    Case dismissed!

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  45. Comment:

    Titter, the taint glitter, for when a wax job just isn't fabulous enough!

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  46. It was confirmed that Pete was the heir to the Royal Danish throne when he saw the blue blood.

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  47. You know what? I'm never going to get the shorts. All I want to say is this is just another reminder that I should have been born a ghey man. Pink shoes and secreting glitter from nether regions?

    Yes, please.

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  48. dammit, last night in a drug induced coma i came up with the best caption..of course, now, in the light of day, i can't remember it...xoxo

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  49. Up close and personal with Peter Pan-Michael Jackson.

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  50. Pete once again left a snail trail in his knickers.
    Sx

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  51. I'm just playing for fun because I really do not want those shorts (and this is lame anyway).

    It quickly became apparent that all that glitters really IS NOT gold.

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  52. OR... more likely...

    Pete, once again overexcited at the sight of wrinkly nekid men on Infomaniac, leaves a snail trail in the green elf shorts that he's been wearing daily for the last eighteen months...
    Sx

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  53. Comment:

    Smurfette sighed relief that she wasn't pregnant, especially since she couldn't remember how many Smurfs she smurfed at that last smurfgy.

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  54. Comment:

    It's Tinklebell, the fairy companion of Peter Pan's cousin, Peter Eater!

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  55. Not competing, I'm too dumb. But I just thought I'd say that the pic is hilarious as are these captions...

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  56. Okay, I had to think about this for a bit...

    Caption: "Clap your hands if you want to believe in a magical period!"

    Caption: "Are you there, God? It's me, [Tinkerbell]." - by Judy Blume

    Caption: Only CyberPete knew where the stolen diamonds were really hidden.

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  57. Oh you are all so fabulous! Thank you so much and please keep them coming.

    Make it even more difficult to pick a winner.

    Leah: they are, aren't they?

    I'm sure you could come up with a fantastic caption though. Give it a try.

    Thanks. I was a bit nervous about the picture. Thinking it was only funny to me.

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  58. (This is a comment, not a caption.) Oh Pete! How could you think we would not love that picture! We are all so bent it is crazy! We love the wild and unusual, you know that, silly... :-)

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  59. @ Eros: Aren't those 'comments' supposed to be 'captions'?

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  60. 'Petra looked down in horror at the discarded undergarments he'd stepped in. This was the last time he was having that unruly pixie-of-pop, Kylie, to stay.

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  61. "Oh, great" bemoaned 'Petra. Someone had sprinkled itching powder on his rag causing a mansnatch-sneeze forceful enough to blow The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts off.

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  62. Having been forced to watch cult sci-fi film The Blob, 'Petra decides to make his own, more glamourous version.

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  63. they just keep getting better and better! xoxoxo

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  64. I would just like to say that the comments above are nothing to do with me, and to prove it just click on the links in said comments: you get taken to a certain witch's blog.

    A witch who clearly is desperate to get those shorts back.

    And who is clearly a pervert.

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  65. I thought "oh he really did change his mind, how wonderful".

    Oh bugger.

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  66. after visiting the local aquarium, our vixen has noticed a stow-away of the jelly fish variety...

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  67. "what would you do for a klondike bar?"

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  68. after a lively evening at the online cyber club 69, cyberpete had an unexpected orgasm like none has ever seen before....

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  69. What you get when you cross a slutty elf with a horny octopus!
    Not icky,but inky.

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  70. Documented proof that fairies get blue balls, too!

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  71. I'll have a blue pissmas without you.

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  72. By George, THAT'S Paros Hilton! I'd recognize those designer pads anywhere!

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  73. And after is job was done.....another smurf bites the dust!

    * Well, you DID force me to come back here, Pete!

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  74. 'After 'his' and 'ParIs' obviously.

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  75. Anonymous11:24 pm

    "All that glitters is not gold,but where that came from it's hideously old"



    *sips a wee sip of Jamesons*

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  76. Comment:

    A behind the scenes look at RuPaul's Drag Race!

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  77. Comment:

    I'm every woman, who tucks it in.
    Anything you want done, baby
    We can do it with the Shorts on me.

    I'm every woman, who tucks it it
    I can read your thoughts right now
    You want to take these Shorts off me.

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  78. Comment:

    The Elf critic review of the Mariah Carey movie, Glitter!

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  79. Comment:

    "Out, damned spot! out, I say!"

    CP auditions for the next High School Musical film.

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  80. Will you repeat the results in reverse order?
    That isn't a caption - it's a question.

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  81. Just reminding you to vote in the sock competition HERE as you're one of the finalists!

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  82. No idea Kaz

    Can I vote for myself Leah?

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  83. What does the loo roll look like I wonder?

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  84. Oh Oh Oh

    Heres my second entry.

    I have swallowed my body - hence the photo!

    Am, I winning yet?

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  85. You'd be crazy not to vote for yourself!

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  87. Terrible sight for a sober Tran!

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  88. "CyberPete sighs with great relief realizing that she will not have to confess her clandestine affair with Legolas (or was it Will Farrell) to the Elven High Council."

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  89. Anyhow... I have tagged you Pete..
    SX

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  90. Oooh, I'm giddy with anticipation. Who's the (un)lucky winner?

    * crosses fingers and whispers "be Tim, be Tim, be Tim" *

    I'm even looking forward to updating TFGES Map!

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  91. It is going to be very difficult picking a winner and since I've timed this so well with my moving and I have no Internet at the moment the winner won't be announced until

    Monday, March 23

    So come back then!

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  92. Uh oh, CyberPete--you won my sock contest! If you get a chance somehow, stop by my blog and get the details--if not, see you around the 23rd!

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  93. I just want you to know that we'll still be friends even if I don't win...
    but you can sure as hell forget about all the other stuff I promised!

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  94. Are you kiddding me?
    I am way too much of an A type personality to wait this long!

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  95. Tztztz ... by the way, where did you move to?

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  96. Hurry up
    All this excitement , I may have an accident
    ***runs to lavatory***

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  97. Have you eloped with the Shorts?

    Hope the move is going well!

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  98. and the winner is?????

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  99. okay, okay... one hundredth comment!!!

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  100. #101!

    Hope the move went well, CP!

    Looking forward to finding out who won the FGES!!!!

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  101. Goodness me! You'll do anything to hang on to those shorts...
    Sx

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  102. Hello? Do you have your puter set up yet or what?

    I had planned on wearing the "shorts" on St. Patty's Day!

    Now I'll be lucky to have them on by the Vernal Frickin' Equinox which this year is set for March 20th @ 11:44p.m.
    Sheesh!

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  103. I still don't have Internet.

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  104. But you still have the Shorts, so that's all that really matters. Did you get to wear them for St Patty's Day? Are you running around your new place to hear the shorts bells jingle?

    Hope the move is going well!

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  105. March 23rd?
    They'll be way out of fashion by then.

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