You're on in 5 Miss 'Petra

Hello?
No, this is her assistant. Miss 'Petra is not available at the moment.
Oh.. very well, I'll get her.

Assistant: Miss 'Petra ? I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but you've got a phone cal..
Miss 'Petra: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SHOOTING MY NEW VIDEO?
Assistant: But it's *THE* call

Oh just give me my iPhone Sarah, exclaimed Miss 'Petra.

Hello?
5 minutes?
Doesn't give me much time to change
Right, of course they weren't
Thank you darling
See you in 5

Who was that? asked Sarah who was Miss 'Petras assistant. Miss 'Petra smiled wickedly at Sarah and yelled "ENTOURAGE ASSEMBLE NOW!"
Once the beauty team had assembled they were instructed, "I need to get out of the dress and these light gloves".

Everyone scrampered along and Miss 'Petra was finally freed from the wire prison before following her stylist into her dressing room.

We have two minutes to find something that goes with this hair, and these nails, Miss 'Petra said. Something glamorous, because this is a very special event.

Something long and floaty, with thigh high slits perhaps? That's it! That green Michael Kors is hideous Jon. Burn it or find another job! Miss 'Petra said before putting on the dress.

It's almost time! Sarah screamed running in and pushing a pair of Christian Louboutins into Miss 'Petras arms along with the iPhone.

Miss 'Petra hurriedly put the iPhone in silent mode, got into the Louboutins and in a shower of glitter & sparkles she disappeared..

only to reappear slightly jetlagged but ever so poised in front of two very lovely Coven elders here.

This showgirl has left the building

Well at least until Sunday. I'm heading back "home" to a company Christmas party thing and won't be back until Sunday afternoon. In the meantime you will be treated to some fabulous entires, so please keep coming back. I'll be around, by the (hopefully) good graces of my darling iPhone. My issues these days are more Telia than iPhone based.

The Lemonade Awards 2008

Welcome to the Lemonade Awards 2008.

1) Put the logo on your blog or post.
2) Nominate at least 10 blogs which show great Attitude and/or Gratitude!
3) Be sure to link to your nominees within your post.
4) Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.
5) Share the love and link to this post and to the person from whom you received your award.

Here are the bloggers I am tagging:

Tim of Sparkly Malarky
Dinah of Dinah Says Nothing
T-Birdy of Strega Nona's Super Number One Mecha Party Laser Blog
MJ of Infomaniac
Donnnnn of homo escapeons
Scarlet of Scarlet Blue
KAZ (yes she is a one name celebrity)
Lee of Glitter for Brains
Ponygirl of Ponygirl Ponderings
Daisy of After The Lawnmower Shop

Wow 2 awards, I'm so honoured. First of all I'd like to thank Tara and Bingowings for awarding me with these glorious Lemonade Awards. I don't know what to say, so I made a little list of people to thank.

My manager of the last 15 years
The girls at the office
My two faithful assistants
The loves of my life, George Clooney and David Boreanaz
The teaboys
My friends Kylie and Lauren
My houseboys
My family - I wouldn't be here without your disapproval
Last but definately not least, my dear dear fans who have stuck with me through thick and thin, posts of humiliating proportions and bad hair.

Thank you so much, you've been amazing!
Love to you all!
Pete
xxx

Birthday boy: The CW lot

I left off yesterday on the CW lot where some of the greats were shot. This is actually the WB lot because back when Tim roamed the lot, it was the channel was called the WB.

It turns out they were shooting some of the stuff for The OC on that lot. So when I went there to meet one of my dear friends Lauren Graham of Gilmore Girls (who was doing something secret there), I met someone else.

Unfortunately I'd made the mistake of bringing along someone from the infamous Coven.

I did however manage to get them to pose for a proper photo together, for Tim.

Still no matter what that wall behind them says, I'm not sure they'll ever become "best friends". However Autumn Reeser is really trying to make light of the situation. Bless.

Funny story about the first time Tim.met Autumn. She told it while Lauren was getting ready to leave. Reeser was heading over to the Starbucks and so was Tim. She smiled at him, introduced herself and he just had a goofy grin on his face. Too shy to speak, she recalled. During but Tims run on Smallville they became Starbucks buddies and they would spend their off screen time on the lot together rehearsing their lines and drinking mocca-caffah-frappe-lattas - or something like that. She shared a photo of them together from the last time they met.

Then Lauren Graham came over and we had to go in order to make our reservations at the newest hot spot. We talked in the limo on the way to the restaurant and I naturally told her of my friend Tim who had a birthday coming up on Monday November 10. She said, "are you talking about Tim Leng?". After I agreed, she told me of how they met back when she was doing Gilmore Girls.

Of course, back then Tim didn't have eyes for anything other than Autumn Reeser, she said. That was also why he didn't return to Smallville for a second season. I smiled, "I can only imagine". Then she told him how the girl Rory, or Alexis Bledel had had a huge crush on him and wanted him to join the cast. However her real boyfriend at the time, Milo Venticaramelmacchiata put a stop to it. He simply didn't want to lose her. Still they both sent their birthday wishes.

Tim did make one episode of Gilmore Girls where he got to meet the fabulous Kelly Bishop (the mother to Baby in Dirty Dancing) and she thought he was ever so delightful.

At that point we'd already driven IDV to the docks and we'd gone to dinner. When Lauren Graham followed me back to the Beverly Hills Hotel, she said that she'd come get me in the morning. She had big plans. I had no idea what was in store for me. All she said was to bring my camera.

The next morning I was picked up and driven back out to the CW lot and this is what I was met with.

Later it was time to cut the cake.

Unfortunately I'd brought IDV along. I asked him if he had other expressions. He said no. So you can't really tell that he was actually enjoying this party. I think his expression stuck after meeting Autumn Reeser. Bless.

Come back tomorrow for more Sparkly Tim Happy Birthday Action

More More More

In response to Bingowings post. Here is for S Club 7 talent Rachel Stevens with another public service announcement.

Get to it.

Hazzardous

You may wonder what happens when a gay pornstar decides to record a song and video. Now you don't have to wonder anymore. I give you Johnny Hazzard and his first single "Deeper into You" (I know!)

Hot men wanted

Job: Got one.
Income: Average
Haircolour: Dark brown
Eye colour: Brown
Age: 26
Favorite music and popstar: Kylie Minogue

Looking for: Hot man who likes to cook, clean, do the washing and washing up. I don't mind ironing. Being rich is essential.

Poor and ugly men need not apply.

In response to MJs dating service.

Let's Google!

Ok first of all, I'd like to welcome all of you out there who don't comment but get here somehow. To all the people from Spain, buenos dias! To the people from Australia, G'day mate! Finland, Hi! I don't really speak Finnish. I don't speak whatever is spoken in Oman either, but hello to you too!

People don't get here through really weird searches, still there are a few. Here they are.

• stripper pole for ofb sims 2
  
  Eh?
  
• how tall is stephanie beacham
  
  I took the trouble to find out for you that she's 5' 7" (1.70 m) according to imdb.com
  
• "ben browder" jeans
  
  I don't remember ever mentioning him, I thought it was a brand of jeans. I was so very wrong.

• gymnastics leotard too skimpy act 1992 olympics
  
  Heh!
  
• where did Sophia Loren grow up
  
  Again, such a giver so I found out for you all. She grew up in the slums of Pozzuoli, just outside Naples (Napoli)
  
• calvin klein kicky boots
  
  They know where to go for style tips! Hah! Number 11 on google
  
• linda purl sans clothes
  
  I don't know what to say. Apparently I'm first in that search on google.

There are more, but it seems like Blogpatrol deleted them.

Happy twentytenth!

I want to thank all of you who left a birthday message for me, and the ones who didn't but wanted to. Even those who couldn't care less, need to be mentioned on this gloriously sunny day.

Thank you everyone. Now let's have a glass of bubbly and some chocolates.

IDV keep your freakishly bendy mitts off the bubbly though. We can't have you passed out in Tims bed.

Hvor er de 2 andre?

I've got my parents over and my wireless is down. Unfortunately this means I probably won't be able to visit all your fabulous blogs and comment (including my own) much.

Hopefully I'll have them kicked out at latest on Friday afternoon.

Have a fabulous week.

[insert own fabulous photo here as I am at work (oh I know, naughty naughty, shame on me) and don't have access to that sort of stuff]

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Update: Got home, they weren't here. So here you go!

The naked race

We are interrupting todays Can't get blue Monday out of my head segment, to bring you news from this years Roskilde Festival. You know, the festival in Denmark where people go to use porta pottys, do drugs, not shower, listen to the occasional band playing and have uncomfortable sex in tents.

Apparently they also have an annual naked race.

Go here to view it.

Would you be up for that kind of thing Timothy?

Velkommen til det nye Sayhey

As I have grown tired of the incompetence and instability of Blogdrive I've gone to the dark side. Jumped on the bandwagon, sold my soul to the devils at Google, cashed in if you will.

This is not something I'm proud of but hopefully we will all be able to access my blog a little more often now that I'm no longer a slave to Blogdrive.

Bienevue de le Sayhey nouveau