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Saturday, October 25, 2008
Hazzardous
You may wonder what happens when a gay pornstar decides to record a song and video. Now you don't have to wonder anymore. I give you Johnny Hazzard and his first single "Deeper into You" (I know!)
But he better be paying for dinner and drinks before entertaining any thoughts of getting deeper!
The dude swinging his balls of fire seems out of place in the video.
Hazzard needs a good DJ to mix up the background sounds and keep his voice in sync to the music.
Other than that, eh, it's not all that bad. If I didn't know from your posting he was a pornstar, I think his bed dance would've made me suspect he was.
I'll skip the joke about him keeping his day job.
ReplyDeleteBut he better be paying for dinner and drinks before entertaining any thoughts of getting deeper!
The dude swinging his balls of fire seems out of place in the video.
Hazzard needs a good DJ to mix up the background sounds and keep his voice in sync to the music.
Other than that, eh, it's not all that bad. If I didn't know from your posting he was a pornstar, I think his bed dance would've made me suspect he was.
well, ok then, sugar...i agree about the dj and a better background mix.
ReplyDeletegood beat and you can dance to it :D
xoxox
That's just … awful!
ReplyDeleteFrom the cheesy pelvic thrusts to the almost icky 'bed dancing' it was super number one!
ReplyDeleteI want to be a gay porn star in my next life.
Did anyone else notice his almost see-through shirt with the appliqué on it?
No.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming it was further in than the nine seconds or so that I managed…
That last sentence was unintentionally innuendo-laden.
ReplyDeleteI noticed the shirt.
ReplyDeleteWell, I had to focus on something other than the terrible 'dancing' and voice production.
I really thought you'd have more stamina, Tim?
I can't "hazard" a guess as to what he means by "deeper into you".
ReplyDeleteHe he! Nine seconds, eh? I don't even have that much stamina...
ReplyDeletebut the applique was so gloriously last decade, as was most of this guy's moves.
I think I love him.
T-birdy: you can buy an exact replica of his most popular feature in a variety of online shops.
ReplyDeleteAnyway carry on y'all
Maybe Johnny Hazzard should do a remake of "Hvor skal vi sove i nat?"
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe borrow some of the background dancers from the original...they were much more entertaining!