Job: Got one.
Income: Average
Haircolour: Dark brown
Eye colour: Brown
Age: 26
Favorite music and popstar: Kylie Minogue
Looking for: Hot man who likes to cook, clean, do the washing and washing up. I don't mind ironing. Being rich is essential.
Poor and ugly men need not apply.
Ha! Ha! Funny!
ReplyDelete26? Really? Your picture on the application doesn't look a day over 20!
Thank you!
ReplyDeleteJust for that, you are my new favorite person and if you do apply you'll be ahead of the pack.
26?
ReplyDelete*coughs up a lung*
*hands back lung*
ReplyDeleteBe careful dear, you should have that checked out by your physician.
Ha! I'm just about to do my washing up.
ReplyDeleteCould you do mine too please?
ReplyDeleteIt's only a plate and two spoons.
No.
ReplyDeleteI seem to be having trouble doing mine these days and end up sloshing the water everywhere. I'd ruin your kitchen.
how adorable, sugar! xoxo
ReplyDeletenow if you get a rich ugly boyfriend , you will be able to afford a good looking houseboy to do all the housework......its all about division of labour
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to twenty twenty? You must be regressing.
ReplyDeleteWhen your new man turns up to do the cooking and cleaning you can come over to do my ironing.
TimTams: Not a problem. I rent, I don't own my flat. So slosh all you want.
ReplyDeleteI'll iron your shirts for you.
Savannah: Thanks, some would say desperate though.
Which of course it is.
Beastie: You smart man! Are you rich?
Kaz: I was never twenty twenty. Never.
Deal, if you never ever say twenty twenty to me again.
Ironing, eh? Interesting…
ReplyDeleteYeah, how so?
ReplyDeleteWell I could do with some ironing being done.
ReplyDeleteMy offer still stands
ReplyDeleteNot rich Cyberp but I have a face like a dropped pie if thats any help :-)
ReplyDeleteHow poor is poor? Actually, don't answer that - I'm obviously too poor if I had to ask.
ReplyDeleteBeastie: I'm not sure it helps, but then again if we are two ugly sods we may create beautiful kids.
ReplyDeleteNot that I want kids.
IDV: Usually that is the case. Unless of course you sold all your stock options before the credit crunch.
Are you interested in making an offer?
*disturbed by CyberPoof/Beast dialogue*
ReplyDeleteWhy is that MJ?
ReplyDeleteOh, don't worry - I'll just give it a good shake. The creases drop right out.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly are you going to give a good shake?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm?
You are naughty.
ReplyDeleteI am, and was especially last night. I don't know what came over me. Well I do, but that's neither here nor there.
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