Sunday, September 28, 2008

Celebrity Big Brother: Coven Edition day 1

Last night we saw the arrival of the new celebrity Big Brother contestants. The Big Brother house was ready for them.





While the Coven was settling in upstairs Ron came by and placed a present on the front steps. The contents of which was a computer.

Tonight the excitement continues as the Coven settles in and gets on with life in the Big Brother house. Mysterious guests arrive, tasks are handed out and who exactly calls T-Birdy? And now, we continue with Celebrity Big Brother: Coven Edition.



The doorbell rang and IDV came down to answer. He had a long talk with Tiffany Zarubin the spokeswoman of the Garden Club. As we know IDV loves gardening so they had much to discuss. They spoke about everything from hibiscus to sunflowers. Even water features were mentioned as IDV had big plans for the large garden.



Tiffany then moved her way upstairs to Doras room where she met T-Birdy. T-Birdy was immediately taken by Tiffanys story about her cat getting stuck on the roof. Oh how she missed Peecat. She couldn't stop thinking about how unfair it was that she couldn't bring Peecat with her. Afterall the Coven was fine with it. Even IDV who wasn't a big cat person even though he was a witch.
Dora meanwhile booted up the new computer that was left on the doorstep by Ron when they arrived. She wanted to find a job so they could get better furniture.



Meanwhile Dinah was in her room training her ballet. She felt a little silly and over dressed in those clothes but some schmuck had put them in her suitcase instead of that cute outfit she'd planned on taking.



IDV had decided to take to the exercise bike as he was going to his first Big Brother job in the morning. As an aerobics instructor. Oh joy! Not exactly what he'd had in mind when he persuaded the other Coven members to sign up. He didn't even know what the idea behind this Big Brother event was about. The other Coven members were not aware of this.


Tiffany Zarubin really got around. She and Tim were playing a romantic game of chess by the window. A photo that surely will make the cover of the Sun tomorrow. What was Tims motivation behind this? She is much older than Tim, not to mention that she is a horrible dresser. What was going through Tims head when he kept leading her on?



Dora answered the doorbell when it rang again. Now arrived the sisters Dina and Nina Caliente and Mortimer Goth. Dora immediately smelled money and short life expectancy and went to talk to Mortimer. Much to the blonde Dinas nuisance. Nina just stood by watching.



Then T-Birdy got a mysterious phone call. Who called T-Birdy? Why wouldn't she say? Meanwhile the guests made themselves at home in the house.

Then it was time for dinner. Lunch meat sandwiches. Dinah set the table while the guests waited.

After dinner IDV went to bed and T-Birdy cleaned the kitchen. She felt it was important to keep the house clean. Afterall they were going to stay there a while. Plus if Peecat would somehow make it into the house there shouldn't be any human food laying around.

Later some of the others decided to have some spaghetti. Dora still trying to make her move on Mortimer and Dinah trying to diffuse the situation. Nina just ate, biding her time until she could create some kind of scandal.

In the morning IDV got up and made his bed, preparing for his first job as an aerobics instructor. Oh joy he thought. He needed something to laugh at.

T-Birdy came to the rescue rehearsing her new pirate stripper routine in the upstairs bathtub. She wondered why there was no stripper pole. And where was the bar? There should be both. Hmmmm, they had to earn that. They didn't want to get a drunk Crazy James incident in the house again.

As IDV left for work, he spotted the cute postman. He looked really good in yellow didn't he?

Stay tuned for more Coven fun in the Celebrity Big Brother: Coven Edition.

13 comments:

  1. I'm wondering why T-Bird takes a shower fully dressed.

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  2. Heh! I would so pout like that on the exercise bike if I knew Tim was leading on that old hussy, Tiffany. Luckily, seeing T-Bird in the shower cheered me up!

    Eeeeek! What happened to Car?!? Please tell me I'm borrowing someone else's old rust bucket?

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  3. What? Guys, you mean you don't take showers and practice pole dancing in there fully dressed?

    This. Is. Awesome. I'm thinking that I might just have to get a Sims game. It looks addictive.

    Plus, my Sim has a tatt on her arm. I love it! Peecat can stay at her grandparents house for the time being. She and I are on a break on account of her killing my new couch.

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  4. As it is officially your birthday in Denmark but still Sunday in Canada, I'll give you a big birthday hug now.

    But come over to my place when you wake up in the morning for your Infomaniac birthday greeting.

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  5. Happy Birthday Pete.
    The inmates are all lovely. Don't forget that the real Big Brother needs an obese spotty one.

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  6. Tim: It's part of the Big Brother drama!

    IDV: I know, how could you lose to a middle aged garden hussy!

    As for Car, well it's had a makeover. And you have a chauffeur.

    T-Birdy: I'm glad you love it!

    I know! What's up with people not getting your fully dressed shower act. They need to get with the programme.

    THANK YOU sweetie!

    MJ: Awwww. That's so sweet of you.

    Your post was quite funny and not disgusting at all.

    IDV: Thanks dear!

    Kookaburra: Thank you, and welcome!

    KAZ: Thank you darling!

    I know there should be, but I can't really do anything about the Coven. They are naturally gorgeous. But hey, I could move in and up the ugly factor.

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  7. Happy birthday!

    This is awesome.

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  8. Happy Birthday , I am dissapionted IVD is not taller and there is no sign of the freakishly bendy thumbs

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  9. "I could move in and up the ugly factor".
    Now I don't want to hear talk like that. Remember Christina Aguilera ...
    'I am beautiful in every single way
    Yes words can't bring me down
    '

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  10. Happy Birthday Pete! Champagne and chocolates for all!

    Except IDV.

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  11. Dinah: Thank you for the birthday wishes.

    I'm so glad you think so. It's been hard work but endless fun.

    Beastie: Thank you.

    I know, that's one thing Sims really misses, the ability to make your Sim taller. Because all Sims the same age are the same height.

    Kaz: Awwww. Well who listens to her. Isn't she just all boobs and whorish red lips?

    Tim: Thanks Timothy!

    Absolutely. I'm yet to crack open the Champagne though.

    We wouldn't want IDV drunk - he might end up passing out in your bed.

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