Prophecy III

Then, I saw a new heaven and a new earth
And I heard a great voice from the throne saying:
"Behold the dwelling of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts are with men
They will dwell with them, and they shall be its people
And The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts themselves will be with them
The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will wipe away every stain from their every orifice
And death shall be no more
Neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore
For these things will have passed away

To the needy The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will give pleasure without price
From the pool of filth and sleaze
He who conquers shall have this heritage
And The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be his God and he shall be their son

But as for the cowardly, the faithful, the unpolluted
As for the losers, religious, saints, and all righteous
Their lot shall be in the common space of man

And The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts said to me, they said to me:
"Do not seal up the words of the prophecy, for the time is near
Behold, I am coming soon"



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