Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Let's google!

I can't imagine what my life would be without blogpatrol.com and how I ever survived without it. It's so informative. There are things one would rather not know though. Still it's facinating to see how people find my blog. The google searches prove to be hilarious entertainment. Well more for other bloggers I'm sure but I still have a bit of a laugh at mine though.

The olympics did well for my blog, and I've had more traffic that I've ever had before, I'm sure of it. People from China, Poland, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, Portugal, Sweden, France, Denmark (lot's of people heh), Australia, the US, Britland and of course Canada.

The searches have been mostly about the 49er drama at the Olympics but I'm a little shocked about some of the searches though.

  1. matthew mitcham last dive video metacafe
  2. spanish women's synchronized swimming uniforms
  3. sexy little girls in leotards
  4. gymnastics leotard bulge
  5. mens diving 10m speedo bulge
  6. platform diving nipple

At least I'm not getting Pa Ingalls wang unlike a certain birthday girl Dinah (yesterday)

24 comments:

  1. Some of those are just … a little … troubling!

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  2. I don't recall seeing a nipple in the Olympics diving event? How peculiar?

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  3. Clearly, the perverts luv your blog! Present company excluded, of course ;)

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  4. Seriously. And the thing is, before people started looking for it, I'd never even talked about his penis!

    If you want to get even more wild searches put the words in the post title. Those are ranked higher on the metadata indexes that google and other engines use. (There's some library school info for you!)

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  5. Cyberpoof , do I have signed up for blogpatrol , but am showing nothing on my reports , do I also have to put that counter stuff in the html of my blog for it to work ????

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  6. I dont know why I put a do at the beginning of that sentence it should just read i have signed up :-(

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  7. That 'platform diving nipple' sounds painful.
    Is it a bit like joggers' nipple?

    Oh and you obviously speak much better English than Beast.

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  8. Timothy: I know!

    The little girls in leotards one surprised me a lot. When would I ever, I ask!

    IDV: Bizarre!

    Bingowings: Why of course..

    *coughs*

    THE librarian: I'll have to start working in sexual innuendos in the titles.

    Dewey Decimal numbers have never been this saucy before I tell ya!

    Beasty: You do have to add it in the html. There is a toturial blog about how to.

    I would have never worked it out otherwise.

    Beasty: You had me confused. I thought for a minute it was a dumb spanish imposter *winks*

    KAZ: Why thank you. Not sure if that was really much of a compliment though.

    I've never heard the term joggers nipple. Sounds odd.

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  9. IDV (again): True, but there was a Tancock.

    Hmmmmm..

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  10. What is Beast doing here?

    I refuse to leave a comment until he apologizes for the bicycle incident.

    He is persona non grata to me now.

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  11. I think I missed that one MJ.

    I'm sure it was hilarious though.

    Beasty is very grata here, sorry.

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  12. I told MJ to wear bicycle clips , its not my fault her tits got caught in the chain :-)

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  13. bwahahaha!

    Personally I would have been more worried about her girlie bits getting caught in that chain

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  14. dang, mj's bits couldn't possibly dangle that low, sugar! but i digress... ;-) xoxox

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  15. I hope not Savannah but how could we possibly know?

    Maybe Beastie knows?

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  16. Shut up, all of you.

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  17. Awww poor MJ

    *grins*

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  18. I have nothing to add here.

    Bugger it, yes I do. Some of those searches are really worrying. I hope there's like some cyberforce (preferable headed by Diane Lane) that checks out people who do ooky searches and make sure they aren't around the general populace.

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  19. I have been at this for 3 years and I still have no idea what people are talking about when they put these nonsensical google search phrases on?
    What in hell are you talking about?

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  20. T-Birdy: You are so right, me too.

    Some people just shouldn't be around other people.

    Donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn: It's just how people find my blog.

    They go to google, search for mens diving 10m speedo bulge and BAM! There my blog is. Hopefully not way at the top though.

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  21. Sometimes I do the search myself once I see the search string, just to see how close my blog is to the top.

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  22. Dinah: I did that with a couple of mine but not all.

    Some of them look like they could get you into legal trouble. I don't need that.

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  23. Most of my searches are for pictures of Damien Lewis and why people hate Ayn Rand. Still, after all these years.

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  24. So I will forever be remembered as the guy who wrote about the Danish 49er at the olympics.

    Hmmmm

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