Saturday, November 15, 2008

Birthday boy: The violation

As a popstar you have to do this and that. It isn't always pleasant or pretty for that matter. So you can imagine my revulsion when I was met by the following when I accidently found myself at her concert.


I can't even begin imagine how traumatised Tim was by that.

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  1. The look on Tim's face is just perfect for this horrific situation.

    And since when do badly reanimated corpses wear Addidas?

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  2. So that's why Tim took up running...so he'll avoid a similar situation in the future.

    Was Madonna trying to adopt him, too?

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  3. IDV: I think the real question is, why anyone would wear Adidas after 1989.

    Bingowings: Maybe, I suppose she wants one in every colour. Just like Angelina Jolie.

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  4. What is he trying to stick in his ear?

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  5. He's trying to make the horrid sounds of Madonnas live vocal go away.

    A stick?

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  6. She was fab in her time, bless her...
    Sx

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  7. she keeps on keepin' on, sugar! bless her heart xoxox

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  8. Scarlet: she sure was

    Savannah: as long as she keeps on her clothes I'm fine with that.

    The woman should dress more like her age

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  9. I don't think you can buy authentic Victorian-era attire these days…

    Ugh, how traumatic. You don't know what it's like being pinned against a wall by someone's skanky grandmother until you've been pinned against a wall by someone's skanky grandmother.

    She smelt of cabbage and kabbalah.

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  10. I don't know which smell would be worse.

    Anyway I always expect to launch a perfume and that it would be something controversial like in the good old days. Something a bit Grace Jonesey - but in the bad way.

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